Sex Fantasies by Your Zodiac Sign-S05E15

Recorded: October 15, 2023 / Published: , 2023 
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  • – In this episode, we are talking about the hidden sexual fantasies associated with each Zodiac sign.
  • – Rules to Love By: (
  • 1: Safe, sane, consensual, and informed
  • 2: KNKI: Knowledge, No Intolerance, Kindness, Integrity
  • 3: “Submission is not about authority and it’s not about obedience; it is all about relationships of love and respect.” -Wm. Paul Young
  • – “Your secret sexual fantasy, according to your zodiac sign”

Aries is ruled by planet Mars, named for the lord of war and the patron saint of passions.

In kind, rams favor athletic sex, red sports cars and impulse purchases.

Ever seeking to push themselves physically and fulfill themselves sexually, rough sex strikes the match of fantasy, pain, and adrenaline being confirmation of their own vitality.

Ardent Aries are also aroused by any role-play scenario in which they are cast as a hero, specifically and preferably a firefighter. Hoses and suspenders are encouraged but not required.

    • 2: TAURUS (April 20 – May 20): Sex in the woods

For all the stereotypes of Taurus being a bougie, comfort seeking hedonist, these people are first and foremost the zodiac’s first earth sign.

Ruled by feel good, look good Venus Taureans are universally soothed by nature and turned on by indulging in their animal urges in wild environs.

A picnic that marries sex and snacks, a hammock fling, or a tent poling, getting it on while surrounded by green (their power color) is the way to go.

    • 3: GEMINI (May 21 – June 20): Quickie in public

Gemini folk have curious minds and famously short attention spans.

Consequently, their sexual fantasies are likewise brief and exploratory, taking the shape of an impulse rendezvous in a public bathroom, a car quickie or up against a wall in a nearby alleyway.

Extra hot points if the tryst is preceded by filthy sentiments whispered confidently in their ear or delivered to their inbox

    • 4: CANCER (June 21 – July 22): Rope play

Cancer rules the fourth house of home and roots and natives nurse persistent fears of being left.

The sexual balm for abandonment and the key to their kink thusly lies in rope play.

If you can’t tie them down forever you can at least tie them up for a night.

    • 5: LEO (July 23 – August 22): Voyeurism

Ruled by the never-subtle sun, Leos have a serious ‘look at me’ kink.

Fantasy for them takes the shape of being watched and worshipped.

Be it on stage, on screen, or atop a stripper pole they’re rock-hard for sexual stardom.

Someone getting off at the sight of them is the pinnacle of pleasure for the lion pride, even more so if flattering evidence like a pornographic Polaroid or a flattering sex tape enters the equation.

    • 6: VIRGO (August 23 – September 22): Workplace fantasy

Virgo rules the sixth house of service and daily habits, thus the idea of being serviced at work and then getting back to business appeals to their sense of duty and efficiency.

A lunch break sex session over or under their work desk, secretarial role play or receiving oral sex during a Zoom meeting should do the trick.

Getting paid to get laid, check, check

    • 7: LIBRA (September 23 – October 22): BDSM

Symbolized by the balance seeking scales, Libras struggle with decision making and people pleasing.

These qualities find their sexual expression and psychic balm through BDSM, specifically a sub role.

Being told exactly what to do and what their partner wants while surrendering to pleasure reduces anxiety, intensifies orgasms and improves both complexion, circulation and general disposition.

    • 8: SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21): Erotic asphyxiation

Scorpio is a sign that craves intensity and intimacy and intense intimacy.

Rulers of the eighth house of sex, death, secrets and resurrection, the euphemism of orgasm as petit mort or the little death finds a home here.

Pushing their pleasure to the cellar door and heightened state of asphyxiation, whether alone or with a partner, appeals to the fearless spirit of the scorpion.

    • 9: SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21): Mile High Club

When it comes to sexuality, Sagittarius gets drunk on the new and the novel, picking up a stranger at a bar, the thrill of anonymity real or role played and/or sex while in motion; Mile High Club, back of a bullet train or a Greyhound bus, getting it on against the blur of changing scenery is a tried and true turn on.

Optimistic problem solvers, archers are more about the story than the specifics and are thus unbothered by the awkward angles, bad lighting and suspect smells of an airplane bathroom. Skyrockets in flight y’all.

    • 10: CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19): Getting paid for sex

Capricorn is the big daddy of the zodiac, into calling the shots and paying the tab.

This is also the sign of punishing excellence and hot under the collar kink.

Needing to be the best with an emphasis on capital gains, Caps harbor the secret fantasy of being paid for sex.

Marrying pleasure and earning potetntial and keeping it hot by keeping it transactional.

    • 11: AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18): Alien role play

Beam em up and turn em on, Aquarius is ruled by rabble rousing Uranus and lives for the unexpected and the yet to be explored.

They vibe deeply with outer space and as the resident outsider/free thinker/loner genius of the zodiac identify with the plight of extra terrestrials.

Thus these people are likely to be turned on by alien role play scenarios and abduction fantasies; test tubes, probes, suction situations, flashing lights, chrome underwear, Star Trek inspired sex toys, robotic commands etc.

Water bearers are down to go and get down, where no man has gone before.

    • 12: PISCES (February 19 – March 20): Orgy

Pisces is the sign of the boundless dreamer and this blue sky, no rules approach extends and is perhaps even intensified in the sexual fantasies of the fish folk.

A pastel circus tent orgy where everyone is covered in glitter and grinding to experimental Finnish trance music is just the kind of fantasy scene they want to dive into.

Rulers of the twelfth house of dissolving barriers and altered states, an amalgamation of bodies moving as one towards the express purpose of equitable pleasure is a big time f–k yes for fish.

Bonus points if everyone sticks around for a cuddle puddle, post game wrap up in their pillow fort.

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